Tuesday, April 11, 2017

Person: Oh Hey, We have this New Thing we're doing Now.
Me: Okay.
Brain: *hisses* NEW!?!?! We don'ts like new. No we don'ts.
Me: Honestly, it's nothing major.
Brain: IT'S AWFUL!!! WE IS BEING OVERWORKED! WE IS BEING UNDERAPPRECIATED!
Me: The new thing takes like five minutes. It's fine.
Brain: IT IS NOT FINE!! THIS IS AWFUL! HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET THINGS DONE!
Me: ...well we'll be delayed a bit.
Brain: IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THIS WAY! WE HAD A PLAN! PLAN IS RUINED NOW. RUIIIINNNEEEEEDDDDD!!!
Me: ....you done?
Brain: Give me four more hours. *takes breath* RUIIIIINNNEEEDDD!!

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