Brain: Why'd you have to go stick your foot in your mouth.
Me: How was I supposed to know they'd react that way?
Brain: You should have just said you had a friend looking for a job and left it at that.
Me: I know! I know. I should have, but I wanted her to look good.
Brain: You made her look too good.
Me: How was I supposed to know they'd be frightened off by her current job experience!
Brain: You just should have. Now we won't get our bestfriend hired because of you.
Me: I know. I know....
Brain: Why'd you have to go stick your foot in your mouth?