It's A Party

....Why do I get a bad feeling about this??

You know you're not going to find the answers you need in there right?  

()_() Oh.

I guess I shouldn't have judged a book by it's titl---Hey! WAIT A SECOND?!?! WHERE DID ALL THESE BABY CHICKS COME FROM IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!

....I'll have to get to the bottom of this mystery another day.....  For now.... PARTY TIME!!

What Does Santa Eat?

Uhh....Guys....Something's Up. The Santas have gone quiet..... :S
Where could they be???

>.>

 >.> I don't remember leaving these out here.
....Wait a second!

 GUYS!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?! THOSE ARE MY COOKIES!!

 AH HA!! Caught Red HANDED!!! Just because you're Santa doesn't mean you get first dibs to every set of cookies in the house!!

 ()_() HOW. COULD. YOU.

 YOU ATE MOST OF MY COOKIES?!?!

 And where do you think you're going?

 ..... Why am I not surprised?

 You guys really should lay off the cookies.

 Seriously. This has gone too far.

 O.o You take my cookies without asking and now you demand Milk?? Well too bad. I don't drink milk. So there's none here.

 It's not my fault you guys didn't know that before hand. That's why you ask.
No, I know cookies should go with Milk. I ignore that rule.

 Guys. Honestly. I don't have any milk!

 .... Oh.

 That's not mine. It's my roommates.

 You guys are rather determined aren't you.

 You really want the milk huh?

 *sighs* Let me go ask my roommates.

 While you all get out of the Fridge. Okay?

 Well....you're in luck guys. My roommates said yes.

 There you go. One cold glass of Milk.

Aww. You are very welcome. :)

*for a slight variation on  the story told, check out:
http://thedogstarinquirer.blogspot.com/2016/07/santas-on-run-part-2.html

If I Ever -Movies

If I Ever get the chance to pick a play to be turned into a movie....

I would pick the Scarlet Pimpernel.

I mean, I know there has already been a movie made based on the play.
But I would want to do the musical version.
Have songs within the movie.
Be able to see the play on the big screen.

It would be amazing.
I would probably have Percy in nearly every scene in some sort of disguise just for kicks.

But honestly.
Why has this not been done yet?
The Scarlet Pimpernel would make an amazing musical movie piece.

The First Encounter

Disclaimer:

Never leave me alone to Clean my Room.

Or Pack my Room.

Or basically Disturb my Room in any Way.

It all started when I found a plastic baggy full of little tiny Santa Baby Figurines.

-Something I'd picked up from my Grandma Retrun's place years ago. Placed in a bag, and forgot about them.

Until now.

I did what any good citizen would do.

I set them free.

They were at first hesitant to leave their pile. But then eventually they started to explore.

Only to be met by The Flash, Green Arrow, Captain America, The Winter Soldier, and Captain Cold. Who'd heard the ruckus and come to investigate.

The Santa's didn't see it as a welcoming party though. :S

They attacked!! CODE RED! CODE RED!! SANTAS ARE UNFRIENDLY!! HEROES DOWN!!

Only.

Captain Cold stood. Defending the Heroes. Laying Waste to the Santas with his Cold Gun!

All seems to be won!!

Until....

The Santa's aren't staying down!! The Cold Gun's effects are only temporary!!

()_() ....I suppose that's what happens when you attack people who live in the North Pole. They're used to the cold.

*gulp*

Is this the end for Captain Cold??

()_()
No.
I can't believe it!
....
They made him their leader?!

No man should have that much power!!!

He leads them off! ....To where though???

Outside the Bedroom....for Apartment Domination?

()_() In a surprise change of events....Captain Cold has stepped down as their Leader!! He tells them that the edge of the bedroom is as far as he can take them and they are on their own from there.
The Santas are understandably less than happy about this, and try to convince him to stay with them. To no avail.

Reluctantly the Santas continue onward. Leaderless. To Explore this brand new world.

Who knows where they will end up next.

Be careful brave Santas. May your adventure be less violent in the future when encountering other people.

*Originally Posted on my other blog: www.thedogstarinquirer.blogspot.com

If I Ever -Neighborhood Design

If I Ever had the chance to design a neighborhood.

There are many things I would take into consideration.

The main thing being....

That people get visitors all the time.

That people have more than one car nowadays.

So I would design the streets and driveways to allow access to more cars.

I mean, the old neighborhoods there are plenty of areas for people to park.

But the new suburb developments?

Not so much.

You're lucky if you get like...one parking spot for visitors to park in.

And then it's a hunt to find other parking if you have more than car coming to see you.

*shakes head*

It's like they're trying to discourage socialization and parties and such.

I know it's all about "get as many houses into one area as possible to make more money."

But how hard is it to plan for visitor parking?

Like every four or fives houses, there's a section for visitors to park in, that has like 5 or 6 parking spots. Spots where only visitors could park.

So then you'll have the driveway, the area in front of the house, and then an additional section for visitors to park their cars where they won't get on the neighbor's nerves by clogging up the street.

Seems like a simple solution.

Perhaps it's already been done in some neighborhoods.

But to keep in mind that people like having other people over....would be a great idea when designing neighborhoods....

If I Ever -Bread

If I Ever have a company involved in baking bread.

I'm going to create smaller loaves of bread.

Like I'd bake a regular loaf size of bread.
But I'd then divide that loaf into three sections.
Which would be like...what? 4 or 6 slices of bread in the bag.
Enough for 2 or 3 sandwiches.

And package them that way.
Sell "mini loafs" of bread.
For those college students who want to have maybe one or two maybe even 3 sandwiches in a week.
And not waste the whole loaf of bread because they can't eat the whole thing before it goes bad.