If I Ever -Discounts

If I Ever own my own store.

I would have a 'politeness/manner' discount.

You know, if the customer says 'please' they get a discount.
If they say 'thank you' they get a discount.
If they are honest about breaking something, they get a discount.

You know, just give discounts to people who are kind and happy and are well-behaved.

I'd probably have a sign on my door. "Politeness is always Rewarded, Rudeness will not Be."

I wonder what the self entitled people would say to that....