If I Ever -Hire

If I Ever get into the position to be able to hire people at my work.

I really want to hire a person named Annette.
And then assign them to work in our fish department.
Just to watch the chaos unfold.

"Hey I need a net."
"She's not working today."
"No! No. I need the tool the net."
"Oh!"

"Hey, have you seen Annette today?"
"I'm pretty sure that they're in the same spot they were yesterday."
"No! No. The person. Our coworker."
"Oh!"

Yah....
I wonder if I'd be able to cause confusion elsewhere in the store if I hire other people with specific names.
I mean...beyond having two people working with the same name. That's already confusing.