Me: Alright! Let's write some stories!
Brain: @_@ sooo many dead fish...
Me: Yah...that was rather sad at work today, but seriously the stor---
Brain: DEAD FISH!! EVERYWHERE!
Me: ....Yes....
Brain: Just floating there. Lifeless. Hundreds of them!!! 
Me: ....really....we could be writing right now, we don't need to focus on that...
Brain: @_@ Yes. We. Do. 
Me: *bangs head against wall*