Well:
Ten seconds in: Nothing is happening, feeling disappointed.
Thirty seconds in: The liquid within the plastic is bubbling.
Two minutes in: Plastic seems to be melting.
Two minutes and ten seconds in: An awful gag inducing stench is starting to emanate from the microwave.
Three minutes in: Cannot breathe due to the smell of rotten prunes and melted plastic, liquid within is splattering the microwave's walls.
Five minutes in: Smoke is beginning to billow out of the microwave. Hazmat suits are required to approach.
Five minutes forty-five seconds in: BA BOOM!!!
Six minutes in: Microwave no longer functions. Plastic bottle is melted, Dr. Pepper has created acid holes in the walls across the room.
Seven minutes in: Desperately searching for ways to explain to roommate why our home has now been declared chemically unsafe to be lived in.
-Inspiration from nearly placing a bottle of Dr. Pepper in the Microwave, posting about it on Facebook, someone telling me to do it, and then extrapolating what could happen if I actually did it.
-No microwaves, Dr. Pepper, or Homes were harmed in the writing of this story.
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