Me: Well, that was a fun oneshot we posted, now we should get to writing a different fic--
Brain: You know what would be cool?
Me: ...finishing a different fic?
Brain: A sequel to that oneshot.
Me: Huh? But why? It's fine the way it is--
Brain: Not only a sequel. WHAT IF WE MADE IT A THREEQUEL?
Me: Ummm
Brain: A FOURQUEL!!!
ME: Stop.