Me: Huh, this story is going pretty well. 
Brain: You know what that means?
Me: ()_() Oh no.
Brain: Let's...COMPLICATE IT!
Me: *exhales* -_- how about no? How about we keep it simple.
Brain: Complicate!
Me: Simple!
Brain: Complicate!
Me: Simple!
Brain: *complicates story* 
*story sits half written forever*
Me: >.> *whispers* Simple. *finishes story* Ha! 
Brain: *pouts* *throws hands up in the air* I gueeess!