Me: *staring at all my half finished fics*

Brain: You know what might kickstart our creativity and convince us to come back and finish all these?

Me: what?

Brain: STARTING A NEW FIC! I mean, if we finish that one, then we can finish all these other ones too. 

Me: <.< *glancing back to all those half finished fics we started for that exact reason* Okay…sounds fake…but okay.