Brain: Shouldn't we be done with this already?
Me: If you didn't keep coming up with ideas we would have been.
Brain: But we needed those expansions. You should have written faster.
Me: You should have made it less difficult to add in the expansions!
Brain: But that shouldn't have stopped you from writing faster.
Me: It does if we want the story to still make sense.
Brain: So....are we done yet?
Me: *eye twitch* No.