Dripping

Boss: *eyes me scrubbing tanks suspiciously* Do you happen to know why Wesley is drenched and dripping water all over the place?
Me: *wide-eyed innocence* I believe he tripped over the mop bucket sir.
Boss: Oh, is that all?
Me: *smiles * Yes.
Boss: *shakes head* So you have no idea why he's sworn vengeance on you?...
Me: *grins* None at all.