Me: So I want to take a more realistic route with this story 
Story: How about *jazz hands* we don’t? *dangles supernatural element in front of me.* 
Me: ()_() Ooooo soooo shiiiinnyyyy. *grabs it* MINE! 
*two minutes later* 
Me: *realizes what just happened* HEY!! I WAS TRYING—AGH!!!
Story: ^^;;