Friday, May 27, 2016

Brain: You should exercise.
Me: *trying to sleep* huh?

Brain: Exercise! You know like running? You like running right??
Me: Yah... But we're trying to sleep.
Brain: That's okay! We can use imagination! *proceeds to dream about running away from things* isn't this exciting?!
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Me: *tossing and turning* NO!!
Brain: But...*jazz hands* Exercise!!

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  1. Hey I can totally relate to these. Sometimes it sucks going to bed. You find anything helpful?

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    1. Ha. Nothing that works every time. The most successful one for when I can't just drift off to sleep, is that I listen to the "Prince of Egypt" soundtrack on a quiet setting where I need to slightly strain to hear it as I fall asleep, as the music distracts my brain and makes it difficult to focus/obsess over whatever it was obsessing over.

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    2. Same. Oh really? Thats nice. I haven't found anything that's consistent...

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