Bound

It's not everyday that you find yourself working in a store owned by the Mafia.....but this is what happens when you do find yourself working in a pet store owned by the Mafia.

*walks into back room and flips on lights only to see Gunnerson bound and gagged to a chair*
Me: Gunnerson? Have you been here all night?
Him: *nods frantically*
*Suddenly his shirt twitches and a snake head pops out*
Me: *eye twitches * Have the snakes been with you all night too? ...
Him: *whimpers*