Saturday, January 14, 2017

Bullets

It's not everyday that you find yourself working in a store owned by the Mafia.....but this is what happens when you do find yourself working in a store owned by the Mafia.

Me: "Uh, Boss....the Fish Tanks are leaking again."
Mafia Boss: "Why in the Blazes are they leaking now?!"
Me: "...there was a gun fight."
Mafia Boss: "Oh for crying out loud!" *opens secret door and yells out to the gang* "What have I told you guys about shooting guns out front! Those fish tanks aren't cheap you know!"

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