Tuesday, January 24, 2017

Swimming

It's not everyday that you find yourself working in a store owned by the Mafia.....but this is what happens when you do find yourself working in a pet store owned by the Mafia.



*Boss trudges into the store, pants wet up to the knees, fuming* Who in the bloody blazes decided to create a pond in our bloody parking lot!?
Me: That would be the storm, sir.
Boss: *glares* Well, someone better be fixing it!
Me: *points* Billy's on it.
*Billy walks by in swim trunks, snorkel, and flippers*
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