Wednesday, January 18, 2017

Fishes

It's not everyday that you find yourself working in a store owned by the Mafia.....but this is what happens when you do find yourself working in a store owned by the Mafia.
Old Woman: This young man wouldn't give me a discount because the coupon I found on the food was expired!
Boss: What? How dare he. Don't worry ma'am, he'll be sleeping with the fishes tonight. We'll make this right.
Me: *whispering to my coworker* : He's serious you know, she's our best paying customer. I'd probably either grovel now, or as soon as you get off, Run for your life and don't come back.
Coworker: ()_()

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