Fears

It's not everyday that you find yourself working in a store owned by the Mafia.....but this is what happens when you do find yourself working in a store owned by the Mafia.

Boss: "Sarnic...where did Gunnerson go?"
Me: *hanging head* "Uh...he left."
Boss: "We had a 1 pm meeting! What in the world did you do?!"
Me: "I happened to have a snake in my hands when he walked in....he left very quickly."
Boss: *goes quiet* "Afraid of Snakes huh? Good to know." ...
*Turns to Vice President.* "George! Order in more snakes! Gunnerson can't stand them." *walks away muttering* "He'll have to settle his debts now. Finally those creatures are good for something."