Smashed

It's not everyday that you find yourself working in a store owned by the Mafia.....but this is what happens when you do find yourself working in a pet store owned by the Mafia.

Boss: Sarnic! Why does it say here you wrote off 26,000 crickets?
Me: Because I did?
Boss: How could we lose that many!? We just got them in.
Me: *glances to George who shifts uncomfortably* One of the new hires had a Wreck-it Ralph moment and smashed them all.