Brain: But honestly?! Who in the real world will look at themselves in the mirror and proceed to describe themselves?
Me: *trying to sleep* Dunno...put it to rest
Brain: Oh yes, I just woke up, let me describe my PJs and Hair and Eye Color. That makes perfect sense.
Me: *groans* I will do that to you in the morning if you don't shut up!
Brain: My usually luscious brown locks had tangled into a rats nest beyond easy repair as I leaned on the counter, my baggy Harry Potter shirt brushing the wet sink and leaving a dark stain in the middle of the Hogwarts Log--
Me: Yes. I get it! STOP. 
Brain: *muttering* There has to be a better way to describe your character than looking in the mirror. 
Me: *exhales* *pulls pillow over head*