Me: Alright! Nearly done with the end of this story! Just a couple more paragraphs to tie it off!
Brain: That's cool and all...but.
Me: But?
Brain: What if....we end this chapter right here!
Me: ….but that's a cliffhanger.
Brain: EXACTLY!
Me: ….but we're like only 2 paragraphs from finishing the story!
Brain: *shrugs* But we should end this chapter here!
Me: …..
Brain: ^^;; 
Me: Okay...but how will we end the story then?
Brain: *shrugs* But at least this chapter ending is cool right?!
Me: *face palm*