Me: *reads sad ending to a story*
Brain: WHAT?!?!
Me: ()_()
Brain: WHAT?!!? NO! YOU CAN'T END IT LIKE THAT!
Me: I know right? This isn't right.
Brain: HOW COULD YOU AUTHOR!??!? You KILLED OF THE MAIN CHARACTER?
Me: That poor girl never got to make up with the guy.
Brain: It's an OUTRAGE! How could they? No. NO I REFUSE. The MAIN CHARACTER IS NOT DEAD!
Me: But he is, that's how the story was wri--
Brain: Well we'll have to write an alternate ending then. Because This. Cannot. Stand. *sets to work on alternate ending*