Brain: WHY DID THE MOVIE END THAT WAY?!

Me: ....Because....that's how they wanted the movie to end?

Brain: *annoyed* It's a stupid ending. I would have written it differently! Made it more meaningful! Wrapped up the plots. Given more freaking motivation!

Me: .....

Brain: Yah. That's it. We're doing this! REWRITE HERE WE COME!

Me: *rolls eyes* Why am I not surprised? *grabs pen to start jotting down ideas*