Monday, June 17, 2013

Daylight robberies are more fun to do.
Just thought I'd let you know that.
It's more challenging to rob a place when the sun is shining bright and people are milling about.
Can you get away with taking items underneath people's noses?
The answer to that would be, yes.
Thanks to the amazing work of my crew.
We can appear to be anything we need to be to make no one suspicious of why we're there in the first place.

This...wasn't anything like that.
While we could have struck in the day time, Billy noted that the employees were, a bit too good at checking in on people in the store to make sure they were okay.
I don't like to rob the place unless we can make the heist big.
Taking only two or three items, is not a big heist.

So in order to increase our income.
We struck soon after the last employee left for the night.

If I had had it my way, I would have robbed the place a couple of hours before the place would open,
Luckily I had Billy there, otherwise this robbery would have been screwed from the start.
How am I supposed to know that stockers come in to work when normal people would be sleeping? I've never had a retail job in my life.

So, we had to rob the place earlier then I liked, but I could make it work.

My Scout made sure the last employee actually was gone. -She followed him for a couple of miles to make sure he wouldn't turn around.
My Muscle broke the door open. -Not difficult when the door is flimsy, but he likes to show off, and I let him.

We divided and conquered.
Each person was assigned a section in the store. With a memorized list of items to grab.
Dog. Cat. Bird. Rodent. Fish. Reptile.
Simple right. Six of us. Six sections. Easy Peasy.

So easy that I actually joined in on the fun and took a section myself.

Billy: "You were an idiot to come yourself. You should have left the job to us."
Me: And let you have all the fun Billy?
Billy: "Yes. What if we had been caught."
Me: "We weren't going to be. I know my plans."
Billy: "Still should have left the job to us."

Perhaps. I can be fool hardy, and Billy I can see you nodding your head in the reflection of the screen. Do you need something?
OH...well...I'll have to continue this later. *shakes head* Business never seems to rest does it?

#Henry

2 comments:

  1. I don't know if you can classify this as business. I suppose it's fairly easy to guess what you've been doing instead of retail jobs?

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  2. I've totally been playing tour guide in sunny Hawaii. *winks* So much more entertaining then boring retail.

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