Unfortunately, like Sherlock, I don't have friends.
I've tried in the past to have them, but they don't end up sticking around long. They get uncomfortable with how observant I am, and how much I know about them from those observations. You know, unless there's a party going on, then suddenly I'm the main event. A show pony, trotted out to show off my skills. Ha. Yah, my 'friendships' end pretty quickly after such events. 

Martin Elek